me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
i think i need to fill my life with The Strokes again…
In my mind I am eloquent; I can climb intricate scaffolds of words to reach the...– Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion
I went to Mcdonald’s today after school and while waiting for my friends order to be finished there was this one couple there suddenly having a heated argument. She started yelling at him and putting him on blast, and the guy just stood there trying to calm her down but she wasn’t going to let that happen. They started duking it out and next thing you know they practically have...
ew why do i feel more useless than usual all of a sudden……………..
気持ちを言葉にすることができない。 きもちをことばにすることができない。 I can’t put my feelings into words.
There are these girls at my school who I admire a lot because their sense of style is seriously perfect. I pointed them out to my friend once and all she said was, “I guess…so… they look like they’d live under tunnels though… Yeah they look like tunnel people!” WHAT.
Some days it was better to stay in bed with the covers pulled up.– Charles Bukowski
picture: two guys standing next to eachother
Jamming to Clumsy by Fergi and suddenly life doesn’t seem so bad. Oh Fergi Then London Bridge comes on… ヽ(；▽；)ノ
me: you're really funny
I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too...– Ferdinand von Schrubentauffrt
I love being in cities with lots of other people, because I’m reminded that...– John Green.
me: at least i have the internet
us government: lol
based-messiah: My friends need to be at the same musical level as me.
cytoplasms: do you guys whisper italics in your head because i do
As if to build a fence around the fatal emptiness inside her, she had to create...– Haruki Murakami
I just really love food. so soo sooo soooo much
In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You do not live for other people.– Kyo (via chrysanthems)
parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house
If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.– Lemony Snicket
Some things I’m incapable of doing: peel an orange in one peel sleep with pants on talk without at least stuttering once
*walks into chair*
i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
things i do when i like someone ignore it nothing move on
“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
atlaswasright: gossipgran: screaming “i hate lady gaga” at a gay pride parade rest in peace
Studies show that intelligent girls are more depressed because they know the...– Emilie Autumn
If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think...– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Got 16mil on templerun yesterday, I’m so satisfied with myself right now and it’s kind of sad
Oh my goodness he started dancing and singing along to Jennifer Lopez - I’m Real feat. Ja Rule and I think I just fell in love again……………. not cool. The feelings you had for old crushes should forever disappear…………
Cute boy: Hey can I...
My ambition is handicapped by laziness.– Charles Bukowski (via lueurs)
My brothers are real sure that beyonce and jay-z’s baby is the anti-christ. O m g they’re having a legit conversation about the whole thing right now…
I was supposed to go to this youth thing tonight but then I got caught up in this drama and got too lazy to get ready…… Ugh. I’m letting this happen too much now. It’s getting to the point where I’m unaware of what a “social life” is anymore, because lately I’m seriously not capable of having one.
girls in 2005: im so random :p xD pie muffin cheese!!!
girls in 2012: im so awkward :p xD pie muffin cheese!!!
Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
beyoncebeytwice: so whats worse that girl in school that was obsessed with horses or that girl with a million pictures on facebook except they’re all of anime characters
Me listening to the radio: What is this shit?
People listening to my ipod: What is this shit?
There is something demoralizing about watching two people get more and more...– Sylvia Plath
parents: why are you laughing at the computer.
shout out to garlic bread
person: omg that is so shiny
me: did someone say SHINee
I was walking with my friends and one of their friends was walking in front of us, so my friend calls out his name and he turns around and greets everyone from right to left but then he came to me and it was so awkward cause he didn’t know my name and I felt like such a loser omffggggggg. He just smiled at me kind of waiting for me to say my name but instead of saying it I just said...
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
my garden is on fire
siberianbreaks: laughing at the people at my school because of their awful music taste is one of my biggest joys in life
i wish playing templerun made me fit
me at school: Ill work on this at home me at home: Ill work on this at school