January 2012
62 posts
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
Jan 31st
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i think i need to fill my life with The Strokes again…
Jan 28th
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“In my mind I am eloquent; I can climb intricate scaffolds of words to reach the...”
– Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion
Jan 28th
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I went to Mcdonald’s today after school and while waiting for my friends order to be finished there was this one couple there suddenly having a heated argument. She started yelling at him and putting him on blast, and the guy just stood there trying to calm her down but she wasn’t going to let that happen. They started duking it out and next thing you know they practically have...
Jan 26th
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ew why do i feel more useless than usual all of a sudden……………..
Jan 26th
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気持ちを言葉にすることができない。 きもちをことばにすることができない。 I can’t put my feelings into words. 
Jan 26th
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There are these girls at my school who I admire a lot because their sense of style is seriously perfect. I pointed them out to my friend once and all she said was, “I guess…so… they look like they’d live under tunnels though… Yeah they look like tunnel people!” WHAT.
Jan 26th
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“Some days it was better to stay in bed with the covers pulled up.”
– Charles Bukowski
Jan 26th
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picture: two guys standing next to eachother
tags: #yaoi
Jan 26th
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Jamming to Clumsy by Fergi and suddenly life doesn’t seem so bad. Oh Fergi Then London Bridge comes on… ヽ(;▽;)ノ
Jan 25th
me: you're really funny
me: thanks
Jan 25th
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“I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too...”
– Ferdinand von Schrubentauffrt
Jan 25th
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“I love being in cities with lots of other people, because I’m reminded that...”
– John Green.
Jan 23rd
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me: at least i have the internet
us government: lol
Jan 23rd
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based-messiah: My friends need to be at the same musical level as me.
Jan 22nd
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cytoplasms: do you guys whisper italics in your head because i do
Jan 22nd
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“As if to build a fence around the fatal emptiness inside her, she had to create...”
– Haruki Murakami
Jan 22nd
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I just really love food.  so soo sooo soooo much
Jan 20th
School:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Jan 19th
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“If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You do not live for other people.”
– Kyo (via chrysanthems)
Jan 18th
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parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house
parents: no
Jan 18th
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“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”
– Lemony Snicket
Jan 18th
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Some things I’m incapable of doing: peel an orange in one peel sleep with pants on talk without at least stuttering once
Jan 18th
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*walks into chair*
Me: sorry
Chair:
Jan 16th
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i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
Jan 15th
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things i do when i like someone ignore it nothing move on
Jan 14th
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“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
Jan 14th
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atlaswasright: gossipgran: screaming “i hate lady gaga” at a gay pride parade rest in peace
Jan 14th
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“Studies show that intelligent girls are more depressed because they know the...”
– Emilie Autumn
Jan 14th
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“If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think...”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood
Jan 14th
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Jan 14th
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Got 16mil on templerun yesterday, I’m so satisfied with myself right now and it’s kind of sad
Jan 14th
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Oh my goodness he started dancing and singing along to Jennifer Lopez - I’m Real feat. Ja Rule and I think I just fell in love again……………. not cool. The feelings you had for old crushes should forever disappear…………
Jan 14th
Cute boy: Hey can I...
Me: Yes.
Jan 14th
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“My ambition is handicapped by laziness.”
– Charles Bukowski (via lueurs)
Jan 14th
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My brothers are real sure that beyonce and jay-z’s baby is the anti-christ. O m g they’re having a legit conversation about the whole thing right now…
Jan 14th
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I was supposed to go to this youth thing tonight but then I got caught up in this drama and got too lazy to get ready…… Ugh. I’m letting this happen too much now. It’s getting to the point where I’m unaware of what a “social life” is anymore, because lately I’m seriously not capable of having one.
Jan 14th
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girls in 2005: im so random :p xD pie muffin cheese!!!
girls in 2012: im so awkward :p xD pie muffin cheese!!!
Jan 13th
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Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
Me: lol
Jan 13th
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beyoncebeytwice: so whats worse that girl in school that was obsessed with horses or that girl with a million pictures on facebook except they’re all of anime characters
Jan 13th
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Me listening to the radio: What is this shit?
People listening to my ipod: What is this shit?
Jan 12th
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“There is something demoralizing about watching two people get more and more...”
– Sylvia Plath
Jan 12th
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parents: why are you laughing at the computer.
Jan 12th
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shout out to garlic bread
Jan 12th
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person: omg that is so shiny
me: did someone say SHINee
Jan 11th
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I was walking with my friends and one of their friends was walking in front of us, so my friend calls out his name and he turns around and greets everyone from right to left but then he came to me and it was so awkward cause he didn’t know my name and I felt like such a loser omffggggggg. He just smiled at me kind of waiting for me to say my name but instead of saying it I just said...
Jan 11th
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
my garden is on fire
Jan 11th
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siberianbreaks: laughing at the people at my school because of their awful music taste is one of my biggest joys in life
Jan 11th
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i wish playing templerun made me fit
Jan 11th
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me at school: Ill work on this at home me at home: Ill work on this at school
Jan 10th
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