me at school: Ill work on this at home me at home: Ill work on this at school
Someone: can I use your computer for a second
Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you
clavid: in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade...
nobody cares unless you’re pretty lol
jason derulo: jason derulo
someone: I love you
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...– Dead Poets Society, 1989
I hope all this wind ends up blowing my school down or something because I am not prepared
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
My Dad: (yelling at the TV)
Me: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
My Dad: You're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist.
Me: dont talk to me
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
Thinking about investing in some white Max Star platform sneakers now… … .
In second grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
Um talk about a lag and worst customer service ever. So I ordered my Creepers on Sunday and even till now the status of it is under Processing. I wanted to cancel the order… since it’s already been almost a week and still it hasn’t even been shipped, but it’s already in “the final stages of processing” so I couldn’t do anything about it. My cousin called...
not actually liking someone but not wanting anyone else to have them
problem: people confuse me solution: avoid people
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
me: no not you
i can’t find my phone when i say ‘can’t find’ i mean ‘can’t see from where i’m sprawled on the bed with no intention of moving to look for’
It’s kind of depressing to go to the mall when you’re broke. I don’t even know why I agreed to go with my aunt today when I knew that I had a sad empty wallet at the moment. With all the sales going on at the mall… It started to hurt seeing it all and not even being able to purchase a single thing. I’m kind of a “shopaholic” so I nearly cried when I...